[ By day, a detective. By night, also a detective. Yet underneath his Everyday Detective getup is the uniform of Coffee Man. Although viewers can only see from the chest up, Coffee Man's uniform consists of a form-fitting yellow spandex ensemble (with no pants, but there's no way in hell Dojima is pointing the camera that low), a belt made of ( Read more... )

[ It is very difficult to go about collecting information when you're stuck in a hospital. And unlike normal hospitals, THIS one didn't let him get up and wander around to look for his daughter. But all is well now. His boo boos are healed up now and he's free to interrogate the hell out of people because, dammit, his daughter is missing! And his ( Read more... )

( filtered to souji, yosuke, kanji, and naoto )

[ the sound of a smoker's voice is coming through the device. he sounds agitated, weary, and almost amused, too, at the sheer irony. ]

Funny how you can spend years giving orders only to wake up one day to find out you have to take 'em. I can't say I'm fond of the way they hand out jobs here.

( ooc: ironically enough, dojima's job this month is ( Read more... )

[ dojima spends a few moments fumbling with the device before switching on the video feed. when he appears, his brow is knitted in frustration. there's a mumbled sentiment of "damn gadgets" before holding it up awkwardly in front of his face and speaking in a gruff voice. ]This is Detective Dojima of the Inaba P.D., requesting a briefing on the ( Read more... )

Here's a tip if you decide to hire a Caddy:

Tip them. Tip them often.

This one is on the house.

[ooc: Feel free to action post if you're around the park area. You can find Dojima wearing this stupid looking thing on him.]

Nanako! Where are you? Dad's been lookin' all over for ya'. L-Look, I'm sorry for whatever I did. I'll even take you to that Space Mall-whateveritscalled.

...Just come ba- [You hear a "oof!" along with a small crash. A fairly large tentacle alien has bumped into Dojima.]HEY! Don't you give me that look! You bumped into me first! I'm tryin' to ( Read more... )

[Dojima is wandering by the Recreational Area, smoking a cigarette and looking completely lost.]

Hmm...[takes a drag.] Thought it be around here. Should've probably asked Souji.

You think for a damn spaceship they'd highlight where a lazy schmuck like me can find work...

[He continues to smoke until the video feed cuts off ( Read more... )